From the            
                        JOKIN' AROUND DISK    
                               by               
                        LEEJAN ENTERPRISES    
                     P.O. Box 66. Happy Valley.
                       South Australia. 5159.  


ON THE SEX LIFE OF AN ELECTRON

by Eddy Current.

One  night  while his charge was pretty high, Micro Farad  decided  to 
find a little coil to let him discharge. He picked up Millie Amp,  who 
didn't  have a high Q, and took her for a ride on his megacycle.  They 
rode across the Wheatstone Bridge adn stopped in a negative field,  by 
a flowing current, where they could see the sine wave.

Micro Farad, attracted by Millie's characteristic curves, laid her  on 
the  ground potential, raised her frequency, lowered his  capacitance, 
and  pulled  out his high potentional probe. He inserted it  into  her 
socket,  connected  them in parallel, and began to  short  her  shunt. 
Fully  excited, Millie screamed "MHO! Give me MHO!" So Micro  inserted 
his  probe  to  its maximum wavelength. With his  tube  conducting  at 
saturation  and  her shunt operating from his current flow,  she  soon 
reached  her  saturation  point.  The excess  current  flow  made  her 
filaments  hot  and  Micro  rapidly  discharged,  drawing  off   every 
electron.

They flexed all night at a high frequency, trying various  connections 
and  sockets until his bar magnet had lost all of its field  strength. 
With  his  battery fully discharged, Micro was unable  to  excite  his 
generator, so they reversed polarity and blew each others fuses.



                  
	                     From the            
                        JOKIN' AROUND DISK    
                               by               
                        LEEJAN ENTERPRISES    
                     P.O. Box 66. Happy Valley.
                       South Australia. 5159.